mizChartreuse || redefiningSuccess

“And that’s why people can’t locate America on the map, because they don’t have maps.”

Remember Miss South Carolina? I haven’t forgotten. What a legend.

But don’t you love maps? I love maps, and I’m not being facetious. I can look at maps all day, such as.

This is the Peters Projection world wall map, which shows the actual space the continents take up on the earth. Africa is long and skinny! And Russia is wide and thin!

http://www.wall-maps.com/World/PetersProjection-over.gif

This is the Fuller Map. He invented the “Geodesic Dome, realizing that concept of creating round objects from triangular shapes could solve the age-old problem of accurately projecting a round world on a flat map,” according to the site.

http://www.wall-maps.com/World/fuller_world_map_close.gif

Oh, and this is the map we’re gonna use after 2012 when the Earth’s polar magnetic fields reverse and south will be north and north will be south and the world will blow up and end. Just kidding. What do I know?

Or maybe we should have been using this map all along. Who decided that “north” equals “up?” Hm? The same people that thought the earth was flat?

http://www.wall-maps.com/World/UpsideDownWorld.gif

Weird.
When you say “map” a lot it starts to sound weird too.

Such as.