What I’d look like as a white.
6 Aug 2008 by Charlotte Mutesha, No Comments »
Ew. Creepy. Note the thin lips and narrow, aquiline nose. Mmmbuuhl.
Me as a baby.
Not cute.
As a child.
As an old hag.
Um, no. My mom looks WAY better than this and I look just like her, so no.
If I were East Asian:
Note the almond eyes and gross skin tone. Puke.
If I were Indian:
Note the thick eyebrows. Yikes.
As a drunk?
I don’t get why that’s what I would look like drunk. Or maybe that’s what I look like TO a drunk? No, no no.
If Mucha did a rendering of me:
Whoa.
Modigliani:
Um.
Me as a Manga cartoon:
Oh God.
Boticelli:
I suppose this is the least offensive of them all. Still weird though.
Thanks. Thanks for the nightmares.
