mizChartreuse || redefiningSuccess

Ew. Creepy. Note the thin lips and narrow, aquiline nose. Mmmbuuhl.

Me as a baby.

Not cute.

As a child.

As an old hag.

Um, no. My mom looks WAY better than this and I look just like her, so no.

If I were East Asian:

Note the almond eyes and gross skin tone. Puke.

If I were Indian:

Note the thick eyebrows. Yikes.

As a drunk?

I don’t get why that’s what I would look like drunk. Or maybe that’s what I look like TO a drunk? No, no no.

If Mucha did a rendering of me:

Whoa.

Modigliani:

Um.

Me as a Manga cartoon:

Oh God.

Boticelli:

I suppose this is the least offensive of them all. Still weird though.

Thanks. Thanks for the nightmares.