Text message terrorism.
Due to crazies, stalkers, psychos, fatties, weirdos, and long-distance bill collectors, I have changed my phone number numerous times over the past several years and am quite selective about to whom I give my digits.
This is why I was quite confused to one night receive a text message that said: “What up dis shontice play brother”
I don’t even know what that means. I was at work when I got it, and ignored it.
Five minutes later: “Can i call u”
What?
Me: Who the heck is this?
Him: This shontice brother she met u on the bus
Me: I don’t remember meeting a shontice or any girl on the bus…
Him: Thats how i got yo number cause she gave it to me
Me: Who is shontice then? And why are You texting me? What’s my name?
Him: My play bro she met u on the bus thats how she got yo number call shontice and tell ha to call me 1773 261 0895
Him: Cause she told me to text u
Me: I’m sorry i’m a girl..i don’t give out my number to women OR men and i don’t think i’ve ever met a Shontice. You may have the wrong number?
Him: No i don’t she told me to text u and she said u thick ass hell u ask ha was that ha gurlfriend on the bus and she told u that was ha cousin
Me: Nope…not me. I’m not thick, i’m pretty thin actually, and i’ve never had an encounter w girls like that on a bus.
Him: She a stud i kno she said u was pretty
Him: Then she said she goin call u lata when she was on the bus
Me: Yeah no you’ve got the wrong person. Unless this is a ‘friend’ fucking with me.
Him: Can we be friends since u dont kno im tryna get to know u shawty
WHYYYYYYYY?
I never responded after being called “shawty,” and this phantom number has texted me randomly twice since then, saying “Wat up.” Both times. Seriously. I don’t give my number out to anyone, really, MUCH LESS CHICKS ON BUSES. Wtf?
And I hate that line: “I want to get to know you.” How the hell are you gonna get to know me via text? You don’t even know who I AM!! I also hate the line: “We should kick it sometime.”
As my friend Danny told me: “Guys don’t want to kick it. They want to stick it. In you.”
Gross.
Charlotte!!! WOW!! thats definitely random!! and THIS is when you text back… LOSE MY NUMBER! lol…. most guys are f’ing ridiculous!!! gotta LUV it!
“u thick ass hell ”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i think i’m gonna start complimenting you in this manner ;P
Char. This was so funny! I read it on my blackberry and thought about the same thing! Well semi. That’s why JR is coming into play. Ppl r becoming desperate! Let’s meet him up.. I know ghetto fights! Haha
Hey shawty! I know i fin yu up on da net! Yo yu shud call me up dis is shontice i a love god jis tryn to instill a girl wit a lil bit o faith!
HAHAHAHAHA.
Awesome.
Hit me up; let’s kick it! Your cousin was HOT.
““Guys don’t want to kick it. They want to stick it. In you.””
LMFAO!