I give you two minutes, black panties.
Sometimes I wonder if there’s any point in wearing sexy matching underwear and/or lingerie. It just gets taken off really fast anyway.
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My boyfriend looks at me and says: “That’s your blog post?”
I look at him.
“You’re a whore!”
Lest my man sound like a douchebag (which he is, but in a good way), I suppose I’ll elaborate.
Many guys contend that matching bra and panties sets are hot. And I agree; matching your underwear looks way hotter than your raggedy granny panties and/or period underwear and some old bra with twisted elastic from too many runs in the washer.
Speaking of, every woman should own those bra balls that you can wash your bras in.
My personal lord and savior.
Recap.
She wins over the mismatched bra and panties, every time.
But most people don’t get down and dirty with their underwear on, right? I guess if you had a crotchless panties set you could, but I guess I don’t see the point.
I hope my mom doesn’t read this blog.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Mr. John Duffy // Apr 24, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I’m all about the classy unmentionables. I am also all about leaving them on a woman as long as human possibly (sometimes they can be comfortably shifted aside).
Sex is theatre, complete with the characters we play, the stages we play on, and the costumes we wear whilst playing. Might as well revel in it.
Rrrrrrrr. (<—-that was supposed to be an animal-esque tongue roll)
PS – La Perla is very nice. I used to walk passed it all the time when I worked in NBC tower and I would try to sneak peaks at the La Perla girls……don’t judge me.
2 Alex R. // May 7, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Alright Char, is it ok if I now call you Char? So a couple weekends ago I read this post of yours and actually wrote a book for a comment. But then, out of sheer will — I deleted it.
Two minutes in those black panties? Wow. I don’t care if I paid twenty-five bucks at H&M on an impulse buy for my lady or three hundred and fifty bucks at La Perla on a set for an anniversary present… she’s keeping that shit on! Two minutes? Let’s play a game where she keeps that on for twenty. Put on a couple episodes of 24 or Heroes on DVD and lay around in that shit. Better yet, go get a hotel at the James or take a trip somewhere.
What do they say? Haste makes waste?
3 Charlotte Mutesha // May 8, 2009 at 8:49 am
Everybody calls me Char. =)
Well said! I wish you’d left your original BOOK of a comment. I’m pretty long-winded myself; I appreciate others who can make a substantial argument/share their viewpoint cohesively.
Haste makes waste? That’s good stuff! I was mostly speaking from personal experience, but you are clearly an exception to the rule. I dig.
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5 JESSIEEE // Sep 1, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I love my bra ball
’nuff said
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