mizChartreuse! redefining success

My friends are ridiculous.

Recent text message hall of fame quotes

Diana: So carrianne is pontificating her love of you. She says youre cute like *snorts* white bunnies in a candyland? hahahahaha btw – shes my new roomie. youre gonna spend the night and were gonna wine it up, betch!

Diana: CC just said she wants to make out with you *snort* and shes got a girl crush

Diana: hahahahaha i rule at life! im so chimerical. Tell Sean I live in DianaLand where everyone speaks Dianese and eeveryones a rainbow where you eat rainboes and poops butterflies!
[In response to me telling her I told Sean to "back the truth trolley up," a phrase she coined about six years ago during a drunken wine night.]

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Sean: You’re welcome. I am happy to be your Chloe when you are out in the field.
[In response to me thanking him for finding directions for me]

Jack and Chloe: BFFs.

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Shakeel: If you told me during the MmmBop days that one day, far into the future, this kid would be in a group with James Iha, i would’ve laughed in your face. Truth really is stranger than fiction.
[In response to us discussing the phenomenon of Taylor Hanson being in Tinted Windows with other music legends James Iha, Bun E. Carson, and Adam Schlessinger.]

James Iha and Taylor Hanson share the stage at Double Door

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Sean: I love you, Char. Hugs and kisses and a full out boner when I think about you.

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Diana: Oh yeah? Psh. Well I saw Sinbad yest at the airport! Hes so much way cooler than James Iha…haha did you jump Iha and demand to speak w Taylor Hanson? 
[In response to me telling her that we were hanging with James Iha at the Tinted Windows show at Double Door]

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Mariya: “WGN News reports: Studies reveal that Africans have more genetic diversity than in any other place on earth. (this is only news to white folks.)”

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Diana: “Mummy? I went wee wee in me britches!” I’d never get angry at a kid who talked like that.

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Runner up:

Diana: Wow. LA is a different breed. I cant tell if our barmaid is a woman? or Hedwig and the Angry inch.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

And the winner:

Allie: I’m just curious…did you know you are the best person in the universe???

Why, thank you.

Classic!