Wendy Williams is a hot mess.

1 Aug 2009 by Charlotte Mutesha, 7 Comments »
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I’m ALL ABOUT the fierce flawless fabulous feroshnessness, but Wendy Williams takes it to an obnoxious level.

When I saw the previews for her show, she’d talk about how bigger is better–wigs, boobs, feet.

She’s gaudy and tacky as hell!

And I think she looks like a tranny. Too many nose jobs and ridiculous wigs’ll do that to you.

She’s like a woman-beast. She wears a size 12 shoe. Not that there’s anything wrong with that or she can help it…but it IS a problem when your thighs are the size of Texas and you’re on national TV squirming to cross your legs the other way without flashing your downstairs mixup to the world.

On Friday’s show she was chatting with Sybill Shepherd…and was talking too fast, took a sip of water, and started violently choking on the air. Hot mess.

Old nose.

Old nose.

Oy vey.

Oy vey.

To her credit, she’s been a wildly successful radio talk show host and a New York Times best-selling author, so she’s done well and maybe I’m just jealous.

But to my argument, she’s NOT good on television! Her opening monologue is kinda cute, but then she launches into Hot Topics and literally READS off a piece of paper. Ever heard of a teleprompter or cue cards? She’s great at running her mouth; I’m sure  if she had a cue of the celeb she’s dishing on she could go on and on about them. And it’s not subtle glances…it’s obvious looking off her notes.

It was hilarious when Omarosa was on Wendy’s show. The ultimate bitchfest!

“I would suggest that you use a little restylane. The lines stay. They say good black don’t crack. She’s cracking.”

“I would suggest a wig that doesn’t sit off my head three inches.”

Dayum!

Tyra Banks can be crazy at times, but her shows are positive and encouraging with real messages. She’s no Oprah, but she’s far better than Wendy, who has quite possibly the biggest mouth I’ve seen.

She may be fabulous, but my brow is incessantly furrowed when she comes on the air. PLUS, her show has pre-empted Judge Alex’s airing at 3 p.m., and THAT man is great!

Have you seen the Wendy Williams show? Did you listen to her radio show in the past? What’s your opinion on her?

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7 Comments

  1. JR says:

    Wendy, Wendy, Wendy. Where do I start? To be honest she looks like a black Tori Spelling, and her cheap weave isn’t nice at all. I noticed the ‘reading off the cards’ shpeal as well. Maybe she was better on the radio. Now these days everyone wants to have a talk show. As much crap as she barks, she should be a little more polished. Fags like Fabulous; not shit talking trannies that look like hot messes! Or plain messes at that

  2. Charlotte Mutesha says:

    Yes, all the gays love Wendy, and I love that she loves them! I do just wish she were a little more polished, as you said. That’s exactly it. For someone with so many years of experience in the entertainment industry, you’d think she’d have her chops down, but she really needs to work on being more classy. She can be outrageous and SuperFab, but the fact that she’s a 7-foot trainwreck shadows any of her positive attributes.

  3. Michelle Gregorek says:

    So that really is a woman? Always was a woman? Well I’ll be.

  4. Charlotte says:

    It’s hard to believe, but I *think* it’s true. She’s also surprisingly been married for 11 years!

  5. Dana says:

    OMG!I thought I was the only one who thought she looked like a black Tori Spelling.

  6. bokeen says:

    Williams is a classless twat – the fact that she has a syndicated talk show is utterly absurd.

    Her woman-beast, tranny-like appearance isn’t inherently offensive. Nor are the cheap looking wigs she so proudly wears. However, the combination of these attributes make her a certified hot mess. The fact that she carries herself as if she were a smoking-hot vixen inspiring raging boners across the country is curiously moronic and helps to diminish her credibility.

    Williams mere presence on broadcast television (remember, she’s on Fox in Chicago, NOT a cable station) illustrates how we’ve collectively lowered the bar for what passes as entertainment in the US. She’s no more prepared for daytime TV than a shy six year old is to act in a school play. Watch one episode of her show, and you will see evidence that she has no business on TV – from her heavy reliance on note cards to her moments of Palinesque confusion, she is no more prepared for prime time than the average douchebag on a seedy reality program.

    Note to TV execs: the fact that Wendy Williams has a talk show and I don’t is a complete fucking travesty.

  7. Ashiah says:

    ooooooo welll whoever doesnt lyk her shes her self ……and u ppl need 2 stop writing things about her thats not true….n tryin 2 put her out lyk that bcuz if u dnt hve anything gud 2 say dnt say it at all…..but anyways….LUV U WENDY WILLIAMS n’ HOIW UYH DOIN’…….LOL

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