Her woman-beast, tranny-like appearance isn’t inherently offensive. Nor are the cheap looking wigs she so proudly wears. However, the combination of these attributes make her a certified hot mess. The fact that she carries herself as if she were a smoking-hot vixen inspiring raging boners across the country is curiously moronic and helps to diminish her credibility.

Williams mere presence on broadcast television (remember, she’s on Fox in Chicago, NOT a cable station) illustrates how we’ve collectively lowered the bar for what passes as entertainment in the US. She’s no more prepared for daytime TV than a shy six year old is to act in a school play. Watch one episode of her show, and you will see evidence that she has no business on TV – from her heavy reliance on note cards to her moments of Palinesque confusion, she is no more prepared for prime time than the average douchebag on a seedy reality program.

Note to TV execs: the fact that Wendy Williams has a talk show and I don’t is a complete fucking travesty.