I'm not the only one who has strange search engine terms bringing traffic to this website.
Apart from me whoring out this blog everywhere in the world, people stumble upon mizChartreuse.com via web search engines such as Google and Yahoo. In my WordPress statistics plugin, I can see what the most recent search terms were that bring me visitors.
Apparently, I use the word “whore” a lot. That, or its variation: “who-ure.”
And that post about matching your underwear brings a lot of randy web surfers. The search terms often crack me up, so I thought I’d share some of my favorites with you all.
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mizChartreuse’s hilarious and ridiculous search terms
Category: Hawtsawssies!
These search terms led people to my blog about The Power of Matching Underwear.
bra and panties
sexy pictures for my boyfriend
crotchless panties
girls on each other
sat in my underwear blushing
The last one’s kind of weird, but I’m sure it happens.
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Category: Dating and Relationships
5 reasons to date a musician
top ten reasons to never date a musician
i slept with a musician just to have his kid [whoa, band guys! watch out!]
women who hang around musicians are skanks [well...]
frustrated with acting like your in a relationship when your not
why do guys make it feel like it’s your fault
relationship sucks life out of me
when a guys says he would marry you on your 3rd date
is it possible to win a womans heart after she says shes not ready for a relationship [um. NO.]
capricorn sign tattoos
stop listening to your friends its your fault
girl crush with butterflies but not sexual feelings
gwen stefani ponytail
a bouquet of dead puppies
“In high school, my witty math teacher told us that he’d never buy flowers for his longtime girlfriend. Cue all the girls: “Aw! Mr. Campbell! Why?”
His response was always, “Because they DIE! They are DEAD! Why would I give someone I love something DEAD? I may as well give her dead puppies! They’re cute, too, until they start to decompose! Like flowers!”
We were all appalled.”
-From “I’ll Take Dead Puppies, Please,” originally posted Nov. 8, 2006
24 president taylor sucks [oh, how I love that show]
“white people “kids on leashes” [Yep. Only white people leash their children.]
lebron james sleeping [led to my controversial post about the egotistical basketball player looking like King Kong on the Vogue cover]
Heather B. Armstrong [That's cool! I need to be her when I "grow up."]
tequila case cards [led to "One tequila, two tequila, three to kill ya, floor" about my salsa dancing experiences]
what kind of pants do mario and luigi wear [led to "Christmas 2008: Denim Denim Denim"]
the best way to write final paper [led to "How to Write a Paper, mizChartreuse style...which means: procrastinate until the night before it's due, even if it's a 25-page thesis.]
myspace killer who killed 56 women
ugly girl
moms and sons sharing panties
how do you become numerophobic
saucee blonde.friend-pit.com
how to wash panty or under wear
I don’t even know what to say about these, other than the weirdo web surfers must have stumbled upon the blogs about She-Bang! which is the movie about killer bitches in which I have a role.
Now, I understand that people have endless topics they need to search for on a daily basis.
But moms and sons sharing panties…now that’s just BIZARRO.
Baaaaaaaaah.
1 response so far ↓
1 M // Jan 11, 2011 at 6:39 am
lol ok thanks for the WIERDLY HILARIOUS laugh
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