mizChartreuse || redefiningSuccess

There’s a reason why the majority of the population doesn’t watch television during the summer. This year, Fox unveiled a gem in More to Love, which is essentially a version of The Bachelor for fat people.  The featured eligible bachelor, Luke, weighs 330 pounds.  Combined, the 20 contestants weigh in at a total of over [...]

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I’m ALL ABOUT the fierce flawless fabulous feroshnessness, but Wendy Williams takes it to an obnoxious level. When I saw the previews for her show, she’d talk about how bigger is better–wigs, boobs, feet. She’s gaudy and tacky as hell! She looks like a fake person. Too many nose jobs and ridiculous wigs’ll do that [...]

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“Take it easy, take it easy. Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.”  -The Eagles. That should be my mantra. I should write it on the dry erase board in my bedroom and in pink lipstick on my bathroom mirror. I have come to the acceptance that I LOVE DISORDERED PEOPLE. [...]

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If you’re in a bad relationship it’s your own damn fault. Too often, I notice women (and men, of course…but I’m speaking from the female perspective here) putting up with stupid shit and sub-par treatment when it comes to the men they date. As always, I write from experience and have done my fair share [...]

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Last night, Sean and I watched Notorious, the biopic on the life and times of Christopher “Biggie Smalls” Wallace, aka the Notorious B.I.G. I’m a hip-hop fan and have always loved Biggie’s music, but I must honestly say I knew pretty much nothing about his life other than his feud with Tupac and the East [...]

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