There’s a reason why the majority of the population doesn’t watch television during the summer. This year, Fox unveiled a gem in More to Love, which is essentially a version of The Bachelor for fat people. The featured eligible bachelor, Luke, weighs 330 pounds. Combined, the 20 contestants weigh in at a total of over [...]
Entries Tagged as 'fierce flawless fabulous femme'
The Fatchelor: “More to Love” review, part I
August 5th, 2009 · 7 Comments · fierce flawless fabulous femme, say what?
Tags:boyfriends·dramz·nothing·relationships·television·weirdos
Wendy Williams is a hot mess.
August 1st, 2009 · 7 Comments · fierce flawless fabulous femme
I’m ALL ABOUT the fierce flawless fabulous feroshnessness, but Wendy Williams takes it to an obnoxious level. When I saw the previews for her show, she’d talk about how bigger is better–wigs, boobs, feet. She’s gaudy and tacky as hell! She looks like a fake person. Too many nose jobs and ridiculous wigs’ll do that [...]
Baggage Claim: What’s in YOUR wallet? Er…purse?
July 30th, 2009 · 12 Comments · fierce flawless fabulous femme, friends, fam, and my ridiculously fun life
Ladies…we are SO full of crap. You know how it goes. You carry one of those GIANT OVERSIZED bags…and it ends up FILLED WITH CRAP. You carry one of those convenient, little purses…and it ends up FILLED WITH CRAP. You use one of those cute wallets with the snap clasp…and it ends up FILLED WITH [...]
Tags:booze·fashion·females·Jack Bauer·life
Four reasons why the media sucks.
July 29th, 2009 · 9 Comments · fierce flawless fabulous femme, lil' catholic schoolgirl, say what?
Traditional journalism and the media disgust me…and this is coming from someone who spent years and years “toiling” in journo school. After attending two previous institutions of higher learning, I enrolled at Dominican University in River Forest all bushy-tailed and bright-eyed: “I’m gonna be a WRITER! I want to pursue TRUTH! I’ll see my name [...]
Tags:journalism·life·media·Obama·writing
Open mouth; insert rewards.
July 28th, 2009 · 2 Comments · fierce flawless fabulous femme
“Customers don’t expect you to be perfect. They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong.” -Donald Porter, British Airways. *** It’s true. When I worked at the customer service desk at Sam Ash Music in Buffalo Grove, we made exceptions to our strict “rules” and “policies” every day. People would get steep discounts (sometimes [...]