mizChartreuse || redefiningSuccess

By now, everybody has heard about the dramz at MTV’s Video Music Awards show last night. If you live under a rock, MTV awarded 17-year-old Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” the coveted Moon Man for the “Best Female Video” category, beating out Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face,” Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies [Put a Ring on It],” [...]

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Fox’s newest summer reality program, “Fat Chicks Crying” “More to Love,” continued with episode 3 last night. As we did last week, Chicago blogger bokeen and I continued the conversation and commentary on the preposterous show we lovingly refer to as “The Fatchelor.” mizChartreuse: “Tell me about his body! I want to know every detail [...]

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My most-used Twitter words. Groovy! I love how “love” is my most used word. Also, it looks as though the word “white” is slightly larger than the word “black.” Does this mean I make fun of white people more often than blacks? It’s also funny that #24 is so large, considering the show ended for [...]

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Apart from me whoring out this blog everywhere in the world, people stumble upon mizChartreuse.com via web search engines such as Google and Yahoo. In my WordPress statistics plugin, I can see what the most recent search terms were that bring me visitors. Apparently, I use the word “whore” a lot. That, or its variation: [...]

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There’s a reason why the majority of the population doesn’t watch television during the summer. This year, Fox unveiled a gem in More to Love, which is essentially a version of The Bachelor for fat people.  The featured eligible bachelor, Luke, weighs 330 pounds.  Combined, the 20 contestants weigh in at a total of over [...]

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