mizChartreuse || redefiningSuccess

Traditional journalism and the media disgust me…and this is coming from someone who spent years and years “toiling” in journo school. After attending two previous institutions of higher learning, I enrolled at Dominican University in River Forest all bushy-tailed and bright-eyed: “I’m gonna be a WRITER! I want to pursue TRUTH! I’ll see my name [...]

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My friends are ridiculous. Recent text message hall of fame quotes Diana: So carrianne is pontificating her love of you. She says youre cute like *snorts* white bunnies in a candyland? hahahahaha btw – shes my new roomie. youre gonna spend the night and were gonna wine it up, betch! Diana: CC just said she wants to make [...]

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Yep, I said it. I happened to catch the Miss USA 2009 Pageant Sunday evening, just as the live broadcast began. The hosts, Billy Bush and Nadine Velasquez, were cute together. The show’s judges included Kenan from Kenan and Kel, Perez Hilton, Holly Madison, and model Claudia Jordan of Deal or No Deal and Celebrity Apprentice fame.  I’m no [...]

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Due to crazies, stalkers, psychos, fatties, weirdos, and long-distance bill collectors, I have changed my phone number numerous times over the past several years and am quite selective about to whom I give my digits. This is why I was quite confused to one night receive a text message that said: “What up dis shontice [...]

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I definitely cried a little.

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