mizChartreuse || redefiningSuccess

Every Thug Needs a Lady My coworkers Mershant and  Erma read these books that are ghetto and hilarious. I was asking what some of their titles were, and Erma listed some off for me. “Well, there’s Desperate Hoodwives, Little Ghetto Girl, Hoodwinked and Incahoots,” Erma said. “Then there’s that three part thug series,” Mershant reminded [...]

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“If I wasn’t a Christian, I’d kill him!” At work yesterday, Lola was telling us about the pregnant man who was going to be on Oprah today. That sparked some heated conversation. Usually, it’s Mershant saying the ridiculous things, but during this particular conversation, Mershant was the voice of reason! I explained how I saw [...]

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Here’s how it works:1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don’t sign in)2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box3. Use only the first page4. Copy the html and paste for the answer.1. What’s your first name? 2. What is your relationship status? just kidding. Here: 3.What is your favorite color? 4.What makes you [...]

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“And that’s why people can’t locate America on the map, because they don’t have maps.” Remember Miss South Carolina? I haven’t forgotten. What a legend. But don’t you love maps? I love maps, and I’m not being facetious. I can look at maps all day, such as. This is the Peters Projection world wall map, [...]

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-The fact that driving home from classes goes much faster than driving to classes. -Sephora’s for accepting returns on their hella-expensive makeup that doesn’t work for me–no questions asked. If I’m spending $30 on a cosmetic item, I better look like freakin’ Naomi Campbell. -Water Tower place for being such a classy mall that is [...]

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